That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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