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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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