i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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