Rock
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Fuck
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
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Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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