You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Sorry my hands just texted you
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
