I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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