So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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