Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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