I want to have your abortion
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize