the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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