Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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