when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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