I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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