So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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