Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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