I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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