She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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