if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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