That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
