used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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