That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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