Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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