the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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