nut hugger
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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