North Korea, Best Korea!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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