I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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