are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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