thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Text me some of your sweat
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