Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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