is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My life is pants optional.
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