Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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