I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night