can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.