West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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