Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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