Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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