Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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