I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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