for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Operation Purity has been aborted
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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