I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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