i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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