I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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