Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
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