I think my vagina is haunted
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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