Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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