Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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