That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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