Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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