i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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