I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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