After last night, I could never be a politician.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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