SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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