as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
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Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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