And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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