did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Operation Purity has been aborted
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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