bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Your dad touched me again.
operation harelip BJ is a go
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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